Who is Earth’s Biggest Living Douche?

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Who is Earth’s Biggest Living Douche?

03-18-09: It’s a question for the ages. In a world of douchebags, who can we call the worst – currently in action on Planet Earth right now? To get to the answer I turned to my Twitter and FriendFeed friends and this is what you told me. The answers just might surprise you, but probably not. Let’s just say that it would appear that FOX News currently employs largely douches.

Links:
The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart skewers CNBC’s Jim Cramer

19 Comments on “Who is Earth’s Biggest Living Douche?”

  1. Mary Says:

    ‘Dick Channy who was the former President of the United States’ LOL right on! Lets just say Fox News is a douche. Brett Micheals desurves more then just two. After looking at Ann Coulter I had to actually pause it and just get out of my computer chair and just walk around drinking water. It was that disturbing.
    I believe Madoff should be number one!

  2. Kiki Says:

    bahahahha….”Douchie Spice”

  3. Hebrewzzi Says:

    Bravo, Sir!

  4. FurianFlux Says:

    Wow. But wouldn’t you like to see Cunt,I mean, Coulter, get ripped a new asshole by Henry Rollins. I’m talking verbally, NOT sexually. I don’t think Henry could stomach that. That’s one episode of B.Maher that I would tune in for.
    Hmm…in the past few days, I discovered someone who I think should be near the top of this list. The person responsible for PUSHING the idea to use this place called ‘ConcertMaps’ for the NINJA tour. THey’re ticket brokers/scalpers(no diff.), charging up to 150-200 PER ticket!Hmm…if tix DON’T sell, what will happen? Oh, yeah, tour cancelled. How ‘convient’. If that happens, this DOUCHE(male OR female) SHOULD get fired. But then again, BOTH artists need to be up on all that’s going on, unfortunately. Tonight, there’ll be a show(in the EXACT place where NINJA is going to be in June) w/ THREE bands for FORTY bucks! That’s 11thSt. Entertainment for ya. Always thinkin’ of the fans. So…it’s NOT the venues setting the price. Sorry to vent here. JUst bothered me.
    Bet u wish u were at SXSW. I’m not gonna say here why but I know you know why I said that. You could always come down here to JOISEY 4 a date(there’s 2 in JUne) w/NINJA. Oh…Amtrack just started a rail going from NYC to Atlantic City. Then there’s always the ACELA(high speed train). Gets ya to Philly in 45 min. Stay overnight. Walk to the ferry. Takes you across the DEl. River RIGHT to the venue. Our city isn’t as bad as Todd, Dave, Rissa & Dan said it was(here in Feb.). Something for you to ponder. Take care. C

  5. Christopher Harley Says:

    Steve, I should’ve clued you in on Graham Wellington. Have a look: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_3mSW8XUZI

  6. Derrick Says:

    ‘The hostess of American Idol, Ryan Seacrest…” *dead*

  7. UC13 Says:

    i fukn luv you man!!! :)

  8. Ivey Says:

    Steve, um, for some reason the video seemed to play twice as fast as the audio for me. Not sure if it’s my browser — I’m using FireFox 3.0.6 on Windows XP — but this is the first of your videos this has happened with. Just wanted to let you know in case you made some changes in your editing or uploading settings…

  9. Steve Isaacs Says:

    Ivey: Nope, no changes. Thanks for the heads up, though. I’ll keep my eyes peeled if anyone else sees anything odd. With videos like this sometimes re-installing the flash plug-in fixes weird behavior: http://get.adobe.com/flashplayer/

  10. Noel Says:

    Ripped to the tits !!!

  11. MikeC66 Says:

    Well Done Lad!

  12. PDouche Says:

    P Diddilly squat, by far the biggest Douche. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF3G7vdM2UI

    So gay it’s actually depressing.

  13. mike Says:

    Yeah it’s playing twice as fast for me too, I’ve re-installed the flash plug-in too still doing it. It’s the only video of yours that does it. Strange.

  14. Steve Isaacs Says:

    For me it’s kind of stuttery, but plays synched up. I’ll try re-uploading it. Thanks for the bug reports eveybody!

  15. Caff Sue Says:

    It worked fine in HD for me, but when I turned the HD off – that’s when it got out of sync (audio was fine, the video was fast).

  16. mike Says:

    Yep plays fine when I play it with HD on but with HD off it gets out of sync.

  17. Azulaco Says:

    Following up on this, you saw this, right? That Chris Brown totally looks like a douche? http://totallylookslike.com/2009/03/23/chris-brown-totally-looks-like-a-douche/

  18. Ivey Says:

    Looks like HD is the culprit. When I turned it on, the audio and video were in sync. I usually turn it off so the video buffers faster and plays without interruption.

  19. @redlabel Says:

    “Douchie spice”, lol!

    Love the Mad Men poster in the back.

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