50 Euphemisms for Being Drunk

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50 Euphemisms for Being Drunk

03-16-09: In honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I ask a simple question of my followers/subscribers on Twitter and Friendfeed -”What is your favorite euphemism for being drunk?” Here is what you said. Also a guest appearance from the newly neutered Chalupa :(

19 Comments on “50 Euphemisms for Being Drunk”

  1. Christopher Harley Says:

    Nice punch-up on the ‘Plowed.’ My particular favorite.

  2. t_bone_001 Says:

    i thought of one more. steaming drunk!

  3. Pj Perez Says:

    This reminds me of that one scene from The Vagina Monologues where they talk about different names for vagina.

  4. spin56 Says:

    I love how you get very excited for “Ripped to the tits!”

  5. Jimmie Fisher Says:

    friggin’ classic!
    my personal favorite particularly for st pattys day would be:
    “drowning the shamrock” ;)

  6. Steve Isaacs Says:

    Jimmie: “Drowning the Shamrock” seems like a whole different euphemism to me…

  7. Jimmie Fisher Says:

    Steve: OK, you have piqued my curiosity. I’d like to hear your interpretation. I’m feelin’ a strange vibe…

  8. Ben Says:

    Some I can think of at the moment,,,Rat-arsed. Wankered. Pissed as a fart.

  9. bee jellyfish Says:

    i like to say “gettin’ ugly”

  10. Jason Says:

    The responsible classic: “slightly overserved”

  11. UC13 Says:

    another EPIC WIN vlog mr.isaacs :)
    i have to say tho….i was more than a lil bit disappointed….when i googled imfuckingdrunk.com and it’s not a real website :(
    well it needs to be dammitt!!!
    lolz….and another appearance by chalupa always cheers up my day…..thankx 4 bein so full of win dude :)

  12. Mary Says:

    to tell you the truth, I never have been drunk. I know its pathitcally sad and disturbing that a 23 year old has never been drunk. I have to somtimes.

  13. Mary Says:

    when I say ‘I have to somtime’ I mean I need to get drunk somtime soon so I can shar my experiance.

  14. dafire Says:

    video is stuck at 18 seconds. :( will watch on vimeo..

  15. Shawn P Says:

    My favorite is FRACTURED!

  16. kevymeatspin Says:

    any way i can get you saying RIPPED TO THE TITS as my message alert tone ringtone tone of ring and tone message related tone???

  17. Steve Isaacs Says:

    If I made you an mp3 would that work for you?

  18. kevymeatspin Says:

    indeed it would ;D

  19. Kathryn Says:

    You see, now I’m coming back on videos to see Chalupa again! How desperate am I? Ok I should get a cat.

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